1.I am not a Mallu I am a Malayali
2.Shakeela is not from my state
3.Sreesanth is from my state,but I hate him.
4.My mother tongue is not Tamil.
5.I may like Rajnikanth or Shah Rukh Khan.....but I always prefer Mohanlal
6.I love cricket...but I love football more
7.I am an Indian....yes Sachin is God.....
8.All my uncles are not in Dubai...
9.I am not always a Nair
10.I am an alcoholic,unless I am gay impotent or just plainly scared of mom.
11.I may or may not be Marxist,but essentially a socialist
12.I may not laugh at your joke...no offenses..blame it on Jagathy Sreekumar..I have already heard them.
13.You may not laugh at my joke...no offenses...blame it on Sreenivasan...you would not understand.
14.I am a non vegetarian.....and Yes I eat beef
15.If you find me and another malayali shouting at each other animatedly at the top of our voices calling each other names...never bother we are just having a healthy discussion on Mammootty and Mohanlal.
16.When I was a student....I never bunked...we just called a strike...
17.Yes I use a lungi....and play football wearing it.....now you can't beat that.
18.I don't understand Kadhakali.......
19.I don't like you much,I may look down upon you...can't help it....that is how we are made....
20.When you are talking to me....never mention Poland....again blame it on Sreenivasan..you wouldn't understand.
104 comments:
too good macha...
It is a good one, machu
12,13 n 17!!! Awesome man :D typical malayalli :D
kewl blog-aei......
was very much keen 2 read de next line while i read each line
That was mind blowing, right from the heart of a MALAYALI.
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its really good, post it somewher...malayalikale kurichuellarum onnu ariyatte
Its awesome...though i find some of ur jokes unbearable, this one is cool...well said.
Awesome Dude! Respect.
(I'd prefer Mammootty, though)
Quite Refreshing
Thank you Guys...:)
Shilpa,even find my jokes unbearable.. ;)
hats off dude
Just amazing! Characteristics are well demonstrated!!
Awesome dude...
hats off indeed !!
Great one da...did it all come from your own grey cells???
coconut related question & answer is missing
good one mate..... A really refreshing piece of work.... Keep em coming bro
:)
coool..
too good. loved it:)
wow..wow..wow...
superb...loved reading it...wowowowow :D
Good!!!
one addition to the 9th point:
"9.I am not always a Nair"
And not all the Nairs' own a teashop :)
kalakki taa..
sambhavam kalakkeettundttaaa!! :) :)
btw, malayali ennu muthalaa "alcoholic" aayathu? nammal love alcohol.. but, alcoholic aayi de-addiction cheyyendi vanna malayaalikal viralam..
Ya its nice reading you decode the malayali..as some one who has been roaming in Bihar,Orissa,Kolkata & Del i could smell sense in your identity setting. The portion of beef & drink are awesome. We Keralites are more communist than the WB Communists because we don't have that mental blockade to have beef..it is a political menu yar..dieting in communism is what i am interested about..
Kidilan!!!!
malayali kalu tendi kallu....
salim kumar
Super machaa super..
that is ultimate.
klalakki
Its been a long time since I really enjoyed a blog post! It deserves to be published in the front of page of all Malayalam newspapers!
First time here, you made me follow you.
Sujith's comment on Nair teashop (Kaapi klub, as I remember from my young days), Nikhil's point on coconuts are worth adding. And you are already incurring the wrath of Mammootty fans! And I agree with the guy who objected on 'alcoholic' Malayali. A friend of mine used to say that there are two kinds of alcohol consumers - 'Madyapani' and 'Madya-asakthan'. We simply belong to the former!
Enjoyed your post thoroughly! :-D
No offenses to Mammootty...just that I prefer Mohanlal a tad better....:)
kidilam.. u are a puli...
hats off to you man..
Good one buddy.. please add some more..
1)I don't always use coconut oil..
2)We don't travel in boats.
3)I never had "Kallu" or "Charayam" in my whole life..
God! Awesome!
Classic buddy... :)
Respect..
Hi, being a Malayali, loved this one.. one thing to add
1) I use Coconut oil because 'Keralam' doesnt mean 'The land of Sunflower trees'
adipoli... :)
@ 19: hehe good one :D
Athanu mone Sheriyaya Malayali....
Njanum oru Malayali.....
Athanu mone Sheriyaya Malayali.....
Njanum oru Malayaliya
haha...this one is really coolll... :D
da gedii
nee oru samabavam thanyadaa
samathichuda mone
yeah... tats wat a keralite is. proud to be a malayalie...
nice work anna !
I liked the 16th one the most :)
Kabhi apne college mai bhi kara do yaar strike ...
Yours lovingly,
Tambi :P
Buddy.. This is awesome...
Athu Kalakki Machaaneee....
AWESMEEEEEEEEe !!!
Good one. Anything about beard?
Its Good ... refreshing ...But I must say. I got similar thing as fwded email 1 year back .. instead of uncle unGle and for dubai gElf !
he he he!
point 9 disagreed :D
I guess all here in gelf
Reg Malayali being 'alcoholic', I remember this long back - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUHLqzSAC5U . I dont know 'others' can be blamed if they read 'newsreports' quoting it (in/out of context) :D
One thing to add
1)I do like beef and yes i have had beef and porotta for breakfast.
Gud ones
Hats off for the author.
Color ayittundalloo gadiyee !!!
EPIC ! ^^
super frd
kollam sare....
that was awesome...........
hahahaha...... nice ..
awesome....
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good one
"soooooooooooooopar"
how well can i say its a nice write up !!
Here we go!
Ur absolutely right!
ha ha ha nice nice!!!!!!!
Really good one man..
kalakki!!
Boss..
I donno , but malayalis make the BEST friends.
They are really good and cultured....
Most of the time I find them helpin...
WOW!!!!!damn gud
true!! :D
7.I am an Indian....yes Sachin NOT a God.....
liked it
ha ha
nee thudakathile polichadukki alo,
KIDU...... Malayali always Malayali :)
you said it :)
- I may not laugh at your joke…no offenses..blame it on Jagathy Sreekumar..I have already heard them.
- You may not laugh at my joke…no offenses…blame it on Sreenivasan…you would not understand.
ഇതിനൊരു തൊഴൽ അണ്ണാ !
vedikkettu.....ugran!
Salutes
great!!
each words have millions of meanings to convey.
u said it right.
handsoff buddy
good one..yu can be the next chronic writer!
good one dear..keep it up
KIDILAM,,,
Such a simple words however its very loud clear.
what you said is what i say in my mind when some one asks this kind of question.
well said and congrats
നന്നായിട്ടുണ്ട്..
SUPERB!! Don't really have words to appreciate. Someone who has been outside Kerala at least for an year can enjoy and feel it more than how others do.
kidilan ashaneyyy...
കലിപ്പ് ...കിടിലനായിട്ടുണ്ട് മാഷേ
:) പറഞ്ഞിരിക്കുന്നതില് 90% ഒരു ടിപ്പിക്കല് മലയാളിയുടെ മനസ്സാണ്!! ഒരുപാടെഴുതു.റൂര്ക്കി.ഐ.ഐ.ടിയില് പഠിച്ചിരുന്ന സമയത്ത് എന്നും ഷക്കീല മലയാളി അല്ല എന്ന് പറഞ്ഞായിരിക്കണം ഞാന് എന്റെ കൂടുതല് സമയം വേസ്റ്റ് ആക്കിയത്
nice post... keep it up ..!!
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GOOD ONE!!!
You are great with words..:) its awesome....:)
Dost u forgot something that I observed while I was with my wife who is from Kerala (I am Maharashtrian)-1.u can find water in different colours in Kerala which is healthy for our digestion.
2.We prefer banana leaf rather plastic plates.
3.Coffee is always better than tea
-Abhi
The post is quintessential inferiority complex coupled with a perpetual identity crisis....grow up...the world is so big.....There are lot of ways to be assertive...But being ethnocentric should be the last....or not even the last.....
Super observation... And made it in superb words..
100th comment - Josappa..... :D :D this one's one of its kind...but, i still hate you :P
അക്രമമായിട്ടുണ്ട് മച്ചൂ :-)))
thakarthu kalanju bhai.. too good.. i heard this in youtube.. who ever wrote this is true only..
kalakkeettundutto
Great article!!
More about this theme:
alcoholism research paper
very well written. Can relate to this very much.
Here is an interesting link
http://www.behance.net/gallery/The-Malayalee-Alphabet/9958061
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